Wednesday, April 18, 2001
I knew there was somthing wrong with them...
Posted by Booda @ 02:33 PM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Where is my share?
The Register
Nerds are rampant sex machines...
By: Tim Richardson
Posted: 18/04/2001 at 11:32 GMT
Adult male nerds have sex more often than ordinary American blokes according to IT recruitment site JustTechJobs.com.
Following a survey of more than 7,500 male nerds it concluded that this often-maligned group has sex 108 times a year compared to the average of just 79 times.
The results have staggered those behind the survey who've concluded that it's "chic to be geek".
"We were putting together a survey so we could get a better idea of who was using our site," explained Russ Curtis, CEO of JustTechJobs.com.
"We put in a question about sex habits as a joke. But the response was definitely surprising to us."
What's more, Curtis has his own theory as to why IT men are seeing so much action.
"Think about it. If these guys are anything like I was, they were picked on and laughed at as kids, and they probably didn't kiss a girl until they were 23 years old.
"Now they have money and power and members of the opposite sex find them very alluring. You better believe they are going to take advantage of their situation," he said.
Despite its saucy conclusion, this survey is even more revealing about the state of the dotcom industry than it is about the sexual activities of IT professionals.
As the sector slides further and further into the mire, dotcoms will have to be ever more imaginative to come up stunts to get themsleves noticed. ®
Posted by Booda @ 08:50 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -2 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Tuesday, April 17, 2001
The 5% nation of Casiotone...
I did a little fixing up of the site yesterday. I added new buttons for Navigation, Fixed the Merch Page. I even added a New Style. I will prolly be adding another new one later today.
Now for the fun stuff...
Here is a neet little program that lets you track satellites above you in real time.
I think this was just a publicity stunt, I think Todd Bridges is just trying to make a come back as a cripple saving super hero.
Hahahahahahahahah School Shootings Tour T-shirt
And now a triple shot of Barbie Sex...
1) Rough Barbie Sex
2) Barbie Karma Sutra
3) Bondage Barbie
I would also like to point out a new link to...
They Rock!
Posted by Booda @ 09:24 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Monday, April 16, 2001
Adios Amigo...
CNN
Official Ramones Website
Posted by Booda @ 09:12 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Friday, April 13, 2001
Doing The Flippin Chicken....
I have done a few site improvements today, most importantly fixed up the Cam Portals.
I added a bunch of people. and hopefully will be adding more.
If you are interested let me know by email.
I also jumped on the band wagon and got a voicemail # for all of you to call and bug me at.
1-877-688-8700 ext. 733
Ok I love you buh bye
Posted by Booda @ 03:59 PM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
WHy don't you just help the boy out.
I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.
Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.
If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.
Thank You. Billy 'Smiles' Evans, The boy with just a head. And a burlap sack for a body.
Posted by Booda @ 02:35 PM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Thursday, April 12, 2001
Livermore woman fined, jailed in ham case
The 33-year-old pleaded no contest to battery charges after dispute over free meat
...Cheroti was standing in a Ralphs checkout line Sunday night when she got into an argument over whether she had qualified for a free ham -- given to customers who buy $50 worth of groceries. Cheroti contended she had spent $47 the day before and therefore deserved a free ham. Her total on Sunday was $48; the manager agreed to give her a ham.
She then demanded hams for other family members, contending she had spent $400 at Ralphs during the past month. The manager refused and a scuffle ensued...
The funny thing is my friend Katie knows this woman. Apparently she worked with her and just a few days before this happened she got fired.
Posted by Booda @ 03:34 PM PST [Link] [Karma: -2 (+/-)] [1 Comment]
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
I found this little time waster over at Phancy. It is a fun little Java game where you try to get a marble to roll down 4 planks that you can adjust. The goal is to do it in exactly 10000 milliseconds.
Here is the game
Here is a screen shot of my solution. it took me about 10 min.
So there is this New Pop Singing Sensation I think she will be a big hit with songs like IM Me
I thought this was a joke till I Heard it
Playboy centerfolds altered to look like Superheroes What more could you want?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guinness Workers on strike, but how else will I be able to drink meat?
Posted by Booda @ 11:55 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Wednesday, April 11, 2001
Nipples... Not Just For Breakfast Anymore...
Here is a Map of how Americans see the world.
Fun Fun Fun, Build your own Shockwave Slot Car track. In Swedish.
I wanna be a Rock Star!!! Here is a List of what the band Creed requests in their dressing room.
Proof once again that Gladiator Should Not have won Best Picture.
Here is some whacked out guy's list of LIST OF FAMOUS SATANISTS, PAEDOPHILES, AND MIND CONTROLLERS
Fun with Anvils and Explosives
Stop Clown Porn Now!
Tack we'll miss you. David Graf, Tackleberry in 'Police Academy,' dead
I have made a new button for all you people who want to link to MassDistraction
here you go
Send me an Email if you link to us and I will make sure to give you the proper credit.
Posted by Booda @ 10:05 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
Tuesday, April 10, 2001
Kicking Cancer's Ass!!!!
As most of you know I have a personal hatred of cancer. Well there is a group out there who is trying to do somthing about it.
United Devices is similar to SETI@Home but United Devices is for researching cancer, where they're looking for a cure. The team was created because cancer is a killer, and we want to help to find a cure for it.
You can download the clients from here and it's available to Windows 95, 98, ME, NT4 and 2000. Linux and Macintosh versions should be available soon.
Once you download the client, you can join the MassDistraction.com Team. I am working on getting stickers for the website and I promise a free sticker to anyone who joins the team. If you do join the team send me an email and let me know.
Please help out.
Posted by Booda @ 01:08 PM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
My Parents Toof Ex...
In the waaaaay too much time on your hands department... We have a fellow who invented an Internet Ready Toaster. It downloads the weather forcast for your area and then toasts your bread with a pattern of what the weather is going to be like that day.
He seems like he wouldn't have a problem getting chicks. Jesus's Personal Ad
Looking for a Hero...A Super Hero that is. Here is a job posting for a super hero, I figured they would make more but I guess the Above the Law Status makes up for it.
Here is a blast from the past... A 7-up commercial featuringPac-Man
Posted by Booda @ 11:21 AM PST [Link] [Karma: -1 (+/-)] [No Comments]
