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Loose ramblings of a group of madmen bent on destroying the world through a bad website. {Madmen}
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Monday, March 12, 2001
Well, I'm back for just a little while. I've been gone mostly because my friggin' cable modem has been down, forcing me to use a *gasp* dial-up connection for my daily web fixes. That, and the fact that I've been busy as hell on the spring musical for school... blah blah blah, I won't bore you further. http://www.pure-sex.tv/Hot_chick_with_nice_pussy.jpg (Okay, for you prudes out there, it's not sick.) Wednesday, March 07, 2001
Fun Stuff... Here is a cast picture of the new Scooby Doo Movie I found theese at Dark Horizions "star Harrison Ford was spotted with Marilyn Manson in Moscow's "XIII Club" watching a striptease and drinking accoding to TV Park which also included this photo." "Survivor 2" may be kicking Friends' ass but they're fighting back - expect a Jennifer Aniston/Winona Ryder lip lock very shortly according to UK mag TV Times All your Base translated to German and then back to English. Here is a fun Site where you can play classic videogames. Tuesday, March 06, 2001
New Poll... We have a new poll, What is your favorite Jelly with your Peanut Butter? The results of the previous poll, who was the sexiest 70's and 80's star, are Of 51 Votes total... 16 Votes, (31%) for Blow it out your arse! The thing that really scares me is that Klinger beat out Ponch. Monday, March 05, 2001
Slow News Day... Brian Singer of UsualSuspects and Xmen fame has decided to woork on the Battlestar Galactica Remake. This may be the greatest thing since I "discovered" myself in the shower when I was 8. This would almost empty my mail box. Those crezy Aussies have decided it is iligal to forward an email without the writer's concent. All your base are belong to Mr.T Remember that time he beat the russian guy from Valley? Dustin "Screech" Diamond Teaches Chess In site news... I am working on a new posting system and layout for the page. That is why things have been slow lately. I have also decided to end the Taco Bell word of the day. They just don't have any funny stuff any more. I recently aquired a digital camera so there will be more pictures available on the site soon. I am looking for writers. If you are interested please email me with a sample of your writing at Booda@MassDistraction.com Somewhere in the subject mention Mass Distraction.
Friday, March 02, 2001
Two for one... I noticed that I forgot to post my review for last week's movie so you get a two for one special today. First off last week we saw 3000 Miles to Graceland. This movie was sooooo not what I had expected. I thought it was going to be more of a comedy. I was wrong. It was funny but not really funny haha, more like funny uh oh. It was a good movie and full of great supporting actors like Christian Slater, Thomas Haden Church, and David Kaye, he played Courteney Cox Arquett's theiving son. And of course there was, in the oddly evil roll, Kevin Costner. It was strange to see him as a bad guy. The irony award goes to Kurt Russell once again playing Elvis, or an Elvis like character. All in all it was well acted, well sung, and fun. I give it an 8/10 This weeks movie was Monkeybone. There were 3 reasons I wanted to see this movie. One it stars, in my opinion, one of the best actors of our time, Brendan Fraser. Two it is about a monkey, I love monkeys. Third did you see Rose McGowan in the kitty costume, MEEEEOWWW!!! Well this movie started out like an old Savage Steve Holland film, cartoon and everything. But it changes right away to somthing much darker. This movie had a ton of supurb actors as well. Whoppi Goldberg,Dave Foleyand the busyThomas Haden Church.But the real star of the movie are the special effects. Everything from puppets, to cgi, to claymation were used to create the Downtown scenes. All in all I gave this movie a 7/10 Thursday, March 01, 2001
Yummmmm... And it can make a mean bag of PopCorn. The US Marines have developed a new "Non Leathal" wepon that uses Microwaves to Heat the skin. The ne NIKE Sweatshop shoes not available anywhere. Nike.com has an offer to design your own shoes. You can choose from a bunch of styles and colors but the coolest feature is you can put an id on them. Well apperently you can't put the word Sweatshop on the shoes. I wonder why? MMMMMM Lego Movies. This site has some scenes from some popular movies done with legos. Lego Matrix Bullet Time. Whole lota Shakin goin on. By now you have heard about the earthquake in Seattle yesterday. Well this site has some security videos of the quake. it is really cool. Hero Hookers. Yes floks that's right, a site dedicated to great Hookers throughout history. Taco Bell Word of the Day...
: Dizzy, funny, not quite right example: The pain killers made me feel quite floopy. where heard: "Friends" the tv show Wednesday, February 28, 2001
Don't read this you will only be disappointed... And you thought it was all Joe Camel's fault. Apparently some parents encourage their kids to start smoking early...LIKE 3 YEARS OLD!!! This is just stupid. Apparently a High School teacher pressed charges against one of her students for taping her lecture. I can't blame the teacher though I would hate to find a tape of myself on that bootleg lecture circut. I need to go to the Chiropractor I guess... there is one in southern Florida where you can not only get an adjustment you can get Drugs, sensual massages and sex, all on your Insurance. Wow firs a patron saint of the internet now Hand Gun Owners. Some people are lobbying for this to happen. In All your Base are belong to us news... We have the next bad translation to take the web by storm. BEING A TOMORROW SHINY STAR!!! And if you are fimaliar with the Infamous Chick Tracts. You will get a kick out of this AYBABTU Taco Bell Word Of The Day... yolk: Used in place of joke example: The yolks on you my man! where heard: Around |
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