Monday, April 2, 2001
We have a Groupie....
Yup, yup, yup. Mass distraction has it's very own groupie. My friend Katie and her boyfriend Bear decided to take some pictures for this site.
So without further ado....
NAKED KATIE!!!... not safe for work... duh... but if you have a job where they don't care get me an application.
and now... stuff...
If you can't understand it you don't get to Eat. In an effort to sell MORE "food" the largest fast food chain in the world, Mc Donalds, have made plans to simplify their menu.
Idiot. Despite rumors, the cops are not prostitutes.
And in other site news I made a new Logo
Let me know what you think.
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Friday, March 30, 2001
We can't stop here... this is bat country...
So first off, My DSL died yesterday. I will be holding services tonight.
Secondly I would like to note the triumphant return of Jeffy.
Thirdly, I am Famous. I have been given the honor of being placed on the page no one looks at!!!!. Thanks Sinnocence. I am still the best looking guy on there, (with the exception of that Submit guy).
And Lastly
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers .Com... Nuff said.
He man, he was just looking to Party... Man caught with 147 POUNDS of Ecstasy.
The inside dirt on Rock Star Peni.
DANCE!!!!!
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03.29.2001 - Blasphemy
"Where will you spend eternity?"
That's what a leaflet tucked neatly under my windsheild wiper asked.
Thankful that it wasn't a parking ticket, I snatched it quickly and took a look at the propaganda. It's a quaint little anecdote about how if I don't accept Jesus as my savior, I will eek out a lonely existance only to burn in hell for all eternity.
By this logic, all I have do is accept Jesus Christ to cure my loneliness. If I had known J-dogg could hook me up with some 'tang, I'd have bought into Christianity a long time ago.
The pamphlet, however, didn't do a good job of convincing me of changing my evil ways. Most of it is just so difficult to buy into. Dig the first few sentences:
On a late night television show a popular playwright was asked whether making a lot of money concerned him. The studio audience went dead silent when he answered, "No . . . what does concern me is the fear of dying." Most of us, like the studio audience, are too uncomfortable with death to think clearly about our own eternal future. But the fact is that one day you and I will die.
My problems with ths are as follows:
a) When has a playwright ever been popular enough to be on a late night TV show?
b) What kind of assy host would ask a question like, "does making a lot of money concern you" on these PR fests? These people are here to plug something, not answer loaded philosophical questions.
c) Nobody who would answer that question by talking about dying would be allowed within a hundred yards of any late night show couch. Mr. Death-Paranoia must have been listening to The Smiths as he scarfed down that entire plate of hash brownies in the green room. If you are going to be shocking, you could at least flash your boobies like Drew Barrymore did that one time on Letterman.
d) If you are trying to convince me of something, you should try not to start out so dark. Next time, start out by saying, "In heaven, the trees are made of cotton candy and your pants are fitted with a button that provides instant orgasmic pleasure." That's effective persuasion right there, kids. I'd totally be down at the church in seconds had I read that. Now I'm all bummed about being lonely, dying and smelling all that burning flesh. It makes a fella want to give up.
Also, in a futile attempt to be clever, the cover informs me that reservations are required to get into heaven. Really, if I spent time building a personal relationship with God, I'd think he might wave me past the bouncer.
Now I'm not attacking Christians in general here. I think it's great to have a sense of spirituality. However, there's an axiom that says one should not go to a doctor that needs to advertise. I think the same should go for religion. How effective can a pamphlet placed under windshields in a parking lot be at changing someone's belief structure?
Honestly, there's no use passing out pamphlets or even arguing about religion. People have their opinions and are usually going to stick to them. Nobody can ever win an arguement about religion because there is no concrete evidence to support any angle.
Choose what you are going to believe in or what you aren't going to believe in for yourself.
-- Jeffy
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Tuesday, March 27, 2001
Epp Opp Ork Ah Ah means I love you...
Sorry about the lack of a post yesterday, I was contemplating suicide after watching the Oscars. I am better now and going to give you a little how's your father.
First off I promised movie reviews. I am lazy so I will give you one line reviews.
Heartbreakers:
Boobs and bad acting do not a movie make. 5/10
Almost Famous:
Cameron Crowe is a genius. 9/10
That's enough of that.
Ok, as you may have guessed, I was disappointed with the Oscars. I find it hard to believe that Hollywood likes Gay Porn that much.
I am not the only one who feels this way. I never thought I would agree with Roger Ebert.
In other movie news...
Huggy sent me this link about Star Wars Episode One coming out on DVD. Here is a list of feature that it may have
6.1 THX certified sound
Widescreen transfer
Three different versions of the film (Theatrical Version/A version minus special effects/And a longer cut of the film with remastered special effects)
At least 30 minutes of deleted scenes
Making-of documentary
Documentary by Laurent Bouzereau
Theatrical Trailers and Teasers (11 or 12)
Several audio commentaries
Production photos
Production notes
Casting sessions
Exclusive information on Episode II
Here is a cool movie of a bird being hit by a Fastball
And finally...
Mr. Phancy got busy and learned himself some ASP and made This. A sweet web comic page that you can grab all you favs at once.
I also got bored and made a playlist of what I am listing to at work. View it Here
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Friday, March 23, 2001
Crappy Friday...
The movie night review is going to be postponed for now, we saw almost famous last night and tonight we are seeing Heartbreakers so you will get a 2 for one. The reason for the delay is that the company that provides my DSL, Northpoint, is going out of business and they are leaving all their customers out in the wind. I am in the process of finding a new provider right now.
In other sad news...
Cartoon Legend, William Hanna, Died at age 90. He was known for creating such great cartoons as Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear and the Flintstones.
Yahoo Article
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Thursday, March 22, 2001
Yubangee is a funny word...
MMMM... Girl Scouts just get Hotter!!! The Girl Scouts of America have desiced to change their uniforms, Mini Skirts and Cargo Pants.
This father was arrested for showing porn and giving out booze at his son's 15th birthday party. Man if my dad had done this I would probably heav had a better relationship with him.
hehe FIRE!!! hehehe How to build a MatchStick Rocket.
And now a story about a Moose who has a Scat Fetish and a thing for Fords.
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Wednesday, March 21, 2001
Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I got a new webcam so I have added it to the page.
Here is a link
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Tuesday, March 20, 2001
Crap-a-licious
So I missed posting yesterday, I was busy and angry so bugger off. Today we have 2 movies for you to watch and a new link.
First off we have a cross between The Real World and Star Wars Episode 1, The Surreal World - Tatooine: Episode 1.5
Next we have a spoof on the film Fight Club. Film Club
And for those of you with low bandwidth I have this
Have you ever thought about the sexuality of the Smurfs? What about wether or not Tweety Bird is a boy or a girl. Well this is the site for you, Cartoon Over-analyzations
The new link for the day is
Regrets
A site deidicated to posting things you regret. It is a great site and I recomend it for your health.
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